im currently attached.

my kaki are half tanned. damn walau weyh.
my cleverness has come back and bite me. thanks a lot brain!! *yesterday was the kk international sun tanning & BBQ session wth gengkaras organized by nizar, and the dynamic duo mim n & i suddenly had this bril idea of sneaking into the back of achul's HILUX and slept for like almost an hour under the hot sun only covered with a straw hat. blame it on the sleep deprivation!!!

anyways, as usual, a minute spent with the gengkaras is syokk. so yes, the BBQ thingy was double syokk..

camwhores in action.

half of us

isnt it so damn cantik? no more tg aru la

surrounded by the gengkaras

the dynamic duo
who slept during the bbq.
mr.organizer--nizar
the merman-achul
1/2 of the tukang gambar
putting up the banner thank you speech by mr organizer

group photo

aye aye we made the banner.

matlan marjan

food, glorious FOOD!

pemotong kelapa.
abg aji, the entertainer.

today is the first day of my attachment. altho i was tired as hell after a day with sun, sea and sand, i managed to wake up super early(2 days in a row oredi bangun at 7am, what an achievement!!) and dressed myself decently. no cleavage at all ah today. strapped on my heels which i regret after that* damn suwey la, while i was strutting confidently tiba-tiba buli terjatuh at the entrance of centrepoint.fark! & there were a group of guys lagi. double fark!!!

fortunately, the senior partner, Uncle Adnan was really kind and i wasnt nervous at all. ;)

pasal the firm, it was nice and spacious. just imagine lah, they have 15 secretaries ohh. besar ni.oh and i met zahrah, jerry's sis who's doing her chambering. and her uncle BOB. the fun part was, we came in around 9am-ish and we went home around 10am-ish. skijap seja.wow wee i love attachment.

oh and you know whats lagi fun? we were told to go to the court tomorrow morning with Mr. Safreen, the legal assistant. EXCITED!! more decent clothes.

may my clothes please the court. :D

can you smell what the elephant is cooking?

buat julung kalinya, terhasil buah tanganku seperiuk sup ikan merah.
( i cooked it by myself from scratch okay)--> saja mau menunjuk-nunjuk.
begitu payah & perit hingga airmata jantan tertitik dan jari-jemari berinai kuning.
salahkan tukang pereka resipi kenapa perlu masukkan bawang dan kunyit.
* tengah berbloggging sambil melihat abah menghirup sup laju(keseronokan hakiki)

dan dalam malam raya ini, kesempatan di ambil utk mengucapkan selamat hari raya aidiladha to all. kini tengah dalam mood raya sangat di rumah bersama keluarga sambil dikelilingi buah tarap dan mata kucing untuk dilahap.
hidup ini sangat bahagia. oh lagi berita gembira, ada 2 kolam sebesar MYVI di belakang rumah kena pasang kerana my martian brother jadi usahan muda untuk tropical freshwater fish breeding. dan kolam2 itu sangat lah menggoda untuk berendam memandangkan all the little fishies belum sampai. mari ramai-ramai pakai bikini terjun dalam kolam!!

cerita momok: jiran sedikit dungu baru-baru ini keguguran anak, dan telah menanam foetus itu dibelakang rumahnya. WTF!!! kan patut kena taman di cemetery.bengap!!

call it monday blues or monday hangover, i still hate mondays.

semangat untuk berkarier terpaksa dihumban jauh-jauh ke lubuk jantung buat masa ini.
punya dlm 7 hari lagi untuk meniup kembali semangat itu. yang membara.
telefon bimbit tidak henti2 berbunyi, text messages dari rakan2 hundang-hundang.
semua asyik mengomel, bosan. attachment programme membunuh jiwa remaja.
dan para-para peguam senior tidak menunjukkan kasih sayang melimpah ruah ke atas mereka2 ini.
menjalankan tugas sebagai seorang yang dianggap rakan, aku hanya mampu membalas mesej sedih dgn kata semangat seperti " ala, this is ur first day. chill la". atau seperti ketawa tipikal berbunyi hehe atau haha.

tidak seperti yang lain yang buat masa ini penuh bergaya melangui di firma-firma seluruh pelosok malaysia, aku di rumah buat julung kalinya dgn jayanya menggoreng ayam tepung ala KFC. suksis!! dan udang bakar bersama frankfurter salmon. sedap? selepas beberapa suap aku mau muntah. uek. mungkin pembawaan budak. hoi choy. mungkin lemak badan sudah tepu, tiada ruang untuk lemak baru berkembang.

sangat-sangat random: terasa mahu ke marie france dan kemudian berlari berbogel di sekitar tasik kompleks sukan.

*aku bosan. di rumah. mahu fast forward ke minggu hadapan. dan merasa diri sebagai wanita berkarier.

i want him to be my Mr. Monday. *pics taken from denny wenny

sisterly fight, how's it going to end?

u & i, we both have different set of friends.
and sometimes, i need to spend some quality time wth my other friends without you in the picture.
it doesnt mean im excluding you. i just need my own space.
and for that, you did this to me.
fine. we'll see how long it will goes.

lesson for today
DIY brazilian wax is a big No-No.
i've tried it-the pain was unbearable, and i was literally shaking.

sorry adam young, owl city's song is no longer in my playlist.

i've listened to his entire album(yup adam young-owl city) repeteadly from beginning till the end during study week. while reading the books, doin the past year questions, memorizing the case law....

& now im back to lagu2 bernada laju. goodbye adam! see you next semester.

on a happier note,

im done, for this semester. wohoooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!

;) the smell of freedom oh, super sweet.

to the rest of gengkaras, good luck wth ur papers.

i'll be back in KK on Nov 18th till next year. will see u in kk. adios amigos.

randomnote: attachment makes me nervous. azee bilang jerry bilang bos sana jahat. ;

burn the national land code.

1 more to go. weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!
i have list of things i cant wait to do after the exam's over.
one of it is to cut my hair super short like my mom. untuk buang sial.
untuk permulaan berkarier di firma guaman.

my all time favourite karaoke song, like a virgin by madonna

temptation.
frankly saying, i am tempted.

conversation held between elephantgoeswild & flirty.E

flirty.E: if i were a boy, i will be a pemuki and fuckd every girl i saw.

elephantgoeswild: dui, same here. there's nothing to lose. but the thing is, we dont have penis to do tht.

flirty.E: tulah. *sighed. dont you think its unfair for us the fact that man can fuckd around, & we cant because we are really trying our best to keep our virginity?

elephantgoeswild: damn unfair la. but i dont think guys nowadays care that much whether their wife is V or not. betul. bcos most of the girls skrg bukan V.

flirty.E: ya. thts y la. like all my friends pun no longer V ni. peer pressure weyh i tell u.

elephantgoeswild: haha.im not sure about my gengkaras back in kk since i havent askd them yet, but the rest of my friends pun bukan ni. thts y la sometimes, im tempted to try & its really hard to resist when the guy is really "mouth watering" but then the image of my mom datang ,terus cancel ni.

flirty.E: ya tulah. im proud to say that i am a V, but im not sure how long i can keep that.hahahha.dasar sundal kan? oh, for my 21st birthday, can u throw a party for me & hire man-strippers to accompany us for the whole night? please!

*end
jgn buat assumption kami perempuan gatal. having sexual desire is simply human nature.
perbualan ketika tidak dapat menerima kenyataan terpaksa belajar sebab keesokan harinya ada paper.